Famous Love Story


> I will seek and find you . .


> I shall take you to bed and have my way with you


> I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.


> I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.


> I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.


> And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


>All my love,


> The Flu


> Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!