Good for a giggle or 2.

Subject: Proof That The World Is Nuts


> Proof That The World Is Nuts
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> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
> the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
> animal is punishable by death.
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> (Like THAT makes sense.)
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> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
> genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
> examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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> (Do they look different reversed?)
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> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
> This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased
> must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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> (A brick?)
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> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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> (Much worse than "going blind!")
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> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> And deflower young virgins, who pay
> Them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
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> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>
>
> (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
> close to this?)
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> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
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> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>
>
> (Ah Justice, How about that girls (Solarisgal? Meg?)
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> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
> tropical fish stores.
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>
> (But of course!)
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> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
> and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
> to witness the act.
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>
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
> a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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> In Maryland, it is illegal to se ll condoms from vending machines
> with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
> machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> premises."
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>
> (Is this a great country or what?
> Well, not as great as Guam!)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses
> 150 calories an hour.
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>
> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and
> Always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> (From drinking little bottles of???)
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> (Did the government pay for this research?)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>
> (Ah, geez.)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish don't have brains.
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> (I know some people like that, too.)
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> And, the best for last?
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> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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> (And I thought I had bad
> Breath in the morning!)