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Friday, June 20, 2008




Apples and Wine




Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.




Now men....men are like a fine wine. The begin as grapes and it is up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.




4 comments:

SolarisGal said...

hmm... apples and wine? I'll take the wine!

Weekends Off said...

LOL Cute!

cassee01 said...

I really needed to read this today! Thank you thank you thank you!

Her Majesty said...

I never knew that the good apples were at the top! Maybe I should start dating short men!